December 2011
3 posts
Oh ship! There’s chocolate chips in this chocolate cupcake!! NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!
RT @IMPACTRT: RT @HarlemKWProject Hey! We are on page 43 of the @nydailynews today! Cover of the Uptown News (cont) http://t.co/KqlBoIG7
WATCHING “RENT” !!! THIS IS MY MOVIE!!!
November 2011
20 posts
RT @ARYSins: Put them fckn heels on.
Currently writing the next RENT!!! Except without the AIDS… Maybe assistants and secretaries will be on strike so everyone wants Aides???
Happy AFRICAN AMERICAN Friday !! !! !!
RT @colegamble: This year I’m Giving Thanks to the Native Americans for letting us crash at their place for the last 400 years.
New Ringtone: The Numa Numa Song
I try to treat my Wife like she’s the only girl in the world… But my Daughter isn’t having that!!!
“HA!” My alternative to “LOL”. #GrownMenDontSayLOL /GrownMenDontSayLOL.Com
Puffins -__- … HA!!!
RT @VeryCleanTweets: So I saw a butterfly with no wings today, I poured some RedBull on it and BAM… It drowned…
I’m such a Dad. I now have a “KIDZ BOP” station on my Pandora.
RT @PenguinPhur: FOLLOW @LexxInDaCity @SuperBoii_Jones @Young_Osiris @iGothaJuice AND @PENGUINPHUR (REAL Phur #Pham #Phans & #Phurbees R …
If Drugging you IS wrong…
Shout Out to Me! I Got a New Comic Book reader Application on My Phone! Aanndd I Love It!
Tired, Hungry, Waiting, Bored .. .. ..
RT @TeraThomas: GOD has been so Good to Me. I OWE HIM EVRYTHING!
RT @iadorewomen_: Help protect kids in war torn Uganda. $7 from the purchase of this tee goes to help http://t.co/6tFYcBAX
Photo: http://t.co/TGQ6zF5Y
Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you Wooooooooooooooooooooooo
October 2011
10 posts
“that’s a good match, they’re cut from the same cloth… a tacky one.” BAZINGA! (can’t you see the private jets flying over you?)
“high tech assassinations conducted like video games” -An O.P. (Original Panther)
Pheels like a Phurry night… the Phurjama Party is on!
RT @jjpanther: Impact & Panther Power
Is “assisted suicide” homicide or suicide or both?
Evidence of my love for my wife: I’m voluntarily watching “Secretly Pregnant” instead of “Iron Man: Armored Adventures”. Now that’s love.
GROWN MEN DON’T SAY “LOL”
Ah… So this is what its like to feel like I’m about to throw up
I was gonna fix chicken… But no one is here to eat it… Guess everyone rather get their chicken elsewhere…
BAZINGA!
August 2011
21 posts
Feeling like nowadays I’m fighting everybody. Ugh. Cool, I’m All Star Superman facing my 12 Challenges.
I don’t like African American coffee… I prefer my coffee Mulatto and Gay… made with milk and a whole lot of sugar.
When all else fails… Watch INCEPTION!!!
Just doing my best to do what I do best… whatever that is.
“Two tattoos one read “No Apologies”
The other said “Love is Cursed by Monogamy”” - @kanyewest
No One has a more Wonderful Wife than I do… She just Ironed My BreachCloth!!!
Awesome Night w @AshLovesMusic_ @igothajuice @SupaGirl_Zi & @Young_Osiris for @ARYSins. YOLO!
S/O to teaching future generations the meaning of Entrepreneurship. (2 rolls of toilet paper for $5.)
S/O to Me. So far I’ve picked up 2 Dimes today.
I AM: Super Saiyan . Superman . Iron Man .
FINALLY I’m Feeling Better Now… Thanking My Wonderful Wife for the Gift Card I Just Emptied at Midtown Comics!
RT @AshLovesMusic_: Happy 4 YearDate Anniversary To @LexxInDaCity
WTFDYW?
F the World and Get A Child Out of Her… but pay no Child Support for that bastard cuz the World dont love You no ways.
I’m Like A Columbine Kid: I’m taking out anyone in front of my Gun. my bullets are color blind and bisexual
Yes, There Is A God...
… But Sometimes He Can Be A Real Dick.
I'm Like A Columbine Kid: I'm taking out anyone in...
- Lexxicon